Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 August September October Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 September 1st My wife yelled at me from upstairs, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone is stabbing a voodoo doll of you?” “No.” “How about now?” 3460 / 3460 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.