Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 May June July Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 June 17th I was upset when my barber told me he couldn’t cut my hair any longer. He said he could only cut it shorter. 3384 / 3384 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.