Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 April May June Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 May 15th One mistake can ruin your marriage. I accidentally texted my wife, “I’m having a great time. I wish you were her.” 3351 / 3351 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.