Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 March April May Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 April 30th All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium? 3336 / 3336 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.