Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 January February March Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 2026 February 18th I saw a pack of gummy worms that read “No artificial flavour.” Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible? 3265 / 3265 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.