Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 December January February Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 January 31st If my body were a car I’d trade it in for a newer model, because every time I cough or sneeze my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires. 3247 / 3247 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.