Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 November December January Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2025 December 27th I’ve come to accept that my parents were Santa, though I still don’t understand how they made it to all the houses in one night. 3212 / 3212 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.