Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 August September October Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 September 15th If I won a million dollars I’d donate a quarter of it to charity, but I’d still have $999,999.75 left. 3474 / 3474 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.