Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 July August September Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 August 30th George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie. Clooney said, “I’ll direct.” DiCaprio said, “I’ll act.” McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.” 3458 / 3458 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.