Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 November December January Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2025 December 18th “I’m looking for a new toolbox.” “Do you want a steel one?” “No, I have money. I can afford to buy it.” 3203 / 3203 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.