Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 September October November Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 October 1st Interviewer: Can you explain this four-year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s impressive. You’re hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this yob. 3490 / 3490 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.