Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 September October November Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 October 19th My first job was in a village where I lived, but they fired me when the village became a city. Well, who’s ever heard of a city idiot? 3508 / 3508 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.