Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 January February March Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 2026 February 23rd I’ve accepted that I’ll never return to my original weight and I’m okay with that. Six pounds, seven ounces just isn’t realistic anymore. 3270 / 3270 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.