Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 April May June Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 May 23rd I had an appointment with an audiologist today, but I think I’ll get a second opinion. Why on earth would I need a heron egg? 3359 / 3359 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.