Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 July August September Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 August 21st If you put a potato in the microwave and push the pizza button, it still comes out as a potato. Why label the buttons if they don’t work? 3449 / 3449 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.