Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 May June July Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 June 15th I poured some water over a duck’s back yesterday. I don’t think he cared. 3382 / 3382 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.