Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 July August September Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 August 18th I recently entered a competition to see who’d gained the most weight and lost the most hair. It was advertised as a school reunion. 3446 / 3446 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.