Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 June July August Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 July 6th A doctor told his dying patient, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asked, “Ten what? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looked at him and says, “Nine.” 3403 / 3403 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.