Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 September October November Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2025 October 18th When I asked my nine-year-old son what he learned in school today he said, “Apparently, not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.” 3142 / 3142 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.