Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 June July August Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 July 16th As I got off the elevator, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” I said, “Don’t call me son. You’re not my dad.” He replied, “Maybe not, but I did bring you up.” 3413 / 3413 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.