Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 November December January Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2025 December 9th I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup. 3194 / 3194 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.