Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 May June July Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2026 June 14th I broke a mirror and I got seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me five. 3381 / 3381 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.