Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 September October November Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2025 October 24th When I say I’m “down for anything” what I’m really saying is, “Not after 8pm, food needs to be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am.” 3148 / 3148 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.