Dennis’ One-Liners 2025 2026 2027 September October November Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2026 October 26th Always say yes to a quick 30-minute drink with your buddy. Those 90 minutes could be the best six hours of your life. 3515 / 3515 Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.