Dennis’ One-Liners 2024 2025 2026 March April May Today  Random SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 2025 April 25th In the Life Alert commercial, the lady said she fell and waited eight hours for her friend. Why didn’t the cameraman help her? Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.