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2026 September 26th
A man went into a library and asked for a
book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat.
The librarian says, “It rings a bell,
but I don’t know if it’s there.”
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Dennis’ One-Liners is hosted by True North, Strong and Free.