Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have
time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy
ovens, and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried Playdough doesn't
come out of shag carpet.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum
just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask, "Why me?" and get
their answer when a little voice says, "Because I
love you best."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not
measured by height or years or grade. It is
marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to