These are answers given by students on science exams.
- One hydrogin martini, hold the water.
- Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
- All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.
- Men are mammals and women are femammals.
- Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.
- The largst mammals are to be found in the sea because there is nowhere else to put them.
- Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.
- Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits at the top and you sit on the bottom.
- Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
- Some people say we condescended from the apes.
- The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get leprosy.
- The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity and the abominable cavity.
- Most books say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime.
- Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy.
- A liter is a nest of young baby animals.
- The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.
- Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
- Algebra was the wife of Euclid.
- A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.
- A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.
- Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
- A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
- The pistol of a flower is its own protection against insects.
- An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
- If conditions are not favourable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
- Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is knows as constipation.
- As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.
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