This web page is dedicated to those who remind us
that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.


Home > School Excuse Notes

Some actual excuse notes parents have sent.

  • Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
  • Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
  • Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  • Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  • Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
  • Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
  • Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
  • I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
  • Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.
  • Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him and didn't find him till I started making the beds.
  • My daughter was absdent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

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Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12