This web page is dedicated to those who remind us
that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.


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The following are actual answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" in the UK ("Family Feud" in Australia)

  • Q: Name something a blind person might use.
    A: A sword.
  • Q: Name a song with moon in the title.
    A: Blue Suede Moon.
  • Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
    A: Naomi Campbell.
  • Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
    A: A burglar.
  • Q: Name a famous brother and sister.
    A: Bonnie & Clyde.
  • Q: Name a dangerous race.
    A: The Arabs.
  • Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers.
    A: A horse.
  • Q: Name something that floats in the bath.
    A: Water.
  • Q: Name something you wear on the beach.
    A: A deckchair.
  • Q: Name something red.
    A: My cardigan.
  • Q: Name a famous royal.
    A: Mail.
  • Q: Name a number you have to memorize.
    A: 7.
  • Q: Name something in the garden that's green.
    A: Shed.
  • Q: Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine.
    A: A bicycle with wings.
  • Q: Name something you might be allergic to.
    A: Skiing.
  • Q: Name a famous bridge.
    A: The bridge over troubled waters.
  • Q: Name something a cat does.
    A: Goes to the toilet.
  • Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.
    A: Decorate.
  • Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo.
    A: A dog.
  • Q: Name something associated with the police.
    A: Pigs.
  • Q: Name a sign of the zodiac.
    A: April.
  • Q: Name something slippery.
    A: A conman.
  • Q: Name a kind of ache.
    A: Fillet 'O' Fish.
  • Q: Name a food that can be brown or white.
    A: Potato.
  • Q: Name a jacket potato topping.
    A: Jam.
  • Q: Name a famous Scotsman.
    A: Jock.
  • Q: Name something with a hole in it.
    A: Window.
  • Q: Name a non-living object with legs.
    A: Plant.
  • Q: Name a domestic animal.
    A: Leopard.
  • Q: Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'.
    A: Knee.
  • Q: Name a way of cooking fish.
    A: Cod.
  • Q: Name something you open other than a door.
    A: Your bowels.

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Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12