that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Dinner Special—Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.The Bible According to Kids Moses died before he ever reached the UK.Church Bulletins Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.Courtroom Bloopers Q: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A: Well, a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.English Misuse in Signs In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."Family Feud Q: Name something associated with the police. A: Pigs.Foreign Brands Ass Glue (blood tonic from donkey parts, China)Instruction Labels On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."Newspaper Headlines Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's KinOn the Beat "I know, I know! Your kid is an honour student at the juvenile detention centre."School Excuse Notes I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.Things Kids Say (Regarding how to make love endure) "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper.What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows. |