that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.The Bible According to Kids King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.Church Bulletins Today—Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course, 1 p.m.-8 p.m. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.English Misuse in Signs In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."Family Feud Q: Name something you wear on the beach. A: A deckchair.Foreign Brands Krapp (toilet paper, Sweden)Instruction Labels On a hotel-provided shower cap: "Fits one head."Newspaper Headlines Latin Course To Be Canceled—No Interest Among Students, Et Al.On the Beat "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."School Excuse Notes Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.Things Kids Say (Regarding confidential opinions about love) "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them. |