This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

10981 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. Ad Typos See ladies' blouses. 50% off! The Bible According to Kids Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. Church Bulletins Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Courtroom Bloopers Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel. English Misuse in Signs In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." Family Feud Q: Name a jacket potato topping. A: Jam. Foreign Brands Polio (detergent, Czechoslovakia) Instruction Labels On Tesco's Tramisu Dessert: "Do not turn upside down." (printed on the bottom of the box.) Newspaper Headlines Prostitutes Appeal to Pope On the Beat "In God we trust, all others are suspect." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Things Kids Say (Regarding how to make love endure) "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."  - Natalie, age 9 Welfare Requests My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. What the Doctors Wrote Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Young Scientists A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12