This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

18201 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. Ad Typos Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. The Bible According to Kids St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head. Church Bulletins The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. Courtroom Bloopers Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. English Misuse in Signs In a Zurich hotel: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose." Family Feud Q: Name a food that can be brown or white. A: Potato. Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan) Instruction Labels On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." Newspaper Headlines Two Soviet Ships Collide—One Dies On the Beat "Law enforcement is not a spectator sport." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Things Kids Say (Regarding some surefire ways to make a person fall in love with you) "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."  - Bart, age 9 Welfare Requests You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference? What the Doctors Wrote The patient expired on the floor uneventfully. Young Scientists Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12