This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

9103 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. Ad Typos For sale: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating The Bible According to Kids According to the Bible, a Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. Church Bulletins The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Courtroom Bloopers Q: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A: Well, a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good. English Misuse in Signs In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order." Family Feud Q: Name a domestic animal. A: Leopard. Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan) Instruction Labels On a hotel-provided shower cap: "Fits one head." Newspaper Headlines Chou Remains Cremated On the Beat "God made tomorrow for the crooks we don't catch today." School Excuse Notes I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Things Kids Say (Regarding how does a person decide whom to marry?) "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."  - Kally, age 9 Welfare Requests My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. What the Doctors Wrote On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. Young Scientists All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12