that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.The Bible According to Kids Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."Church Bulletins Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."Courtroom Bloopers Q: Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."Family Feud Q: Name something you might be allergic to. A: Skiing.Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan)Instruction Labels On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."Newspaper Headlines Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury HungOn the Beat "Uh... yes Chief, it only appeared as if I wasn't paying attention to your speech. Actually, you inspired me to meditate on the mission statement and envision a new paradigm."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "When they're rich." In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.What the Doctors Wrote The patient refused an autopsy.Young Scientists A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight. |