that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Stock up and save. Limit: one.The Bible According to Kids King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.Church Bulletins Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: "What disco am I at?"English Misuse in Signs From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."Family Feud Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo. A: A dog.Foreign Brands Pansy (men's underwear, China)Instruction Labels On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."Newspaper Headlines War Dims Hope For PeaceOn the Beat "Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."School Excuse Notes I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?What the Doctors Wrote The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.Young Scientists A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side. |