that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.The Bible According to Kids The Jews were a proud people and, throughout history, they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.Church Bulletins Please join us as we show support for Amy & Alan who is preparing for the girth of their first child.Courtroom Bloopers Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you? A: Yes, sir. Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?English Misuse in Signs In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."Family Feud Q: Name a number you have to memorize. A: 7.Foreign Brands Pansy (men's underwear, China)Instruction Labels On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."Newspaper Headlines Stolen Painting Found By TreeOn the Beat "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"School Excuse Notes Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.Things Kids Say (Regarding how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?) "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.What the Doctors Wrote Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.Young Scientists The pistol of a flower is its own protection against insects. |