This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

11209 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. Ad Typos Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. The Bible According to Kids Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Church Bulletins Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet with the minister in the study. Courtroom Bloopers Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? A: I will be three months November 8th. Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: What were you and your husband doing at that time? English Misuse in Signs Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you like to ride on your own ass?" Family Feud Q: Name a number you have to memorize. A: 7. Foreign Brands Trim Pecker (trousers, Japan) Instruction Labels On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." Newspaper Headlines Lingerie Shipment Hijacked—Thief Gives Police The Slip On the Beat "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Things Kids Say (Regarding how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?) "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."  - Bart, age 9 Welfare Requests My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. What the Doctors Wrote The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him. Young Scientists Most books say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12