that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Illiterate? Write today for free help.The Bible According to Kids Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.Church Bulletins Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an Ice Cream Social. All ladies giving milk please come early.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?English Misuse in Signs In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."Family Feud Q: Name a jacket potato topping. A: Jam.Foreign Brands Zit (lemon-lime soft drink, Greece)Instruction Labels On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."Newspaper Headlines Panda Mating Fails—Veterinarian Takes OverOn the Beat "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.Things Kids Say (Regarding on what falling in love is like) "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do anything until he knows.What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.EXTERNAL Opzinjbest — Dutch collection of links |