that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.The Bible According to Kids Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.Church Bulletins Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?English Misuse in Signs In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."Family Feud Q: Name a famous brother and sister. A: Bonnie & Clyde.Foreign Brands Skinababe (baby cleanser, Japan)Instruction Labels On Tesco's Tramisu Dessert: "Do not turn upside down." (printed on the bottom of the box.)Newspaper Headlines Women's Movement Called More Broad-BasedOn the Beat "Law abiding citizens sleep peacefully in their beds, solely because, dedicated men and women stand ready to do violence in their behalf."School Excuse Notes I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.Things Kids Say (Regarding concerning why lovers often hold hands) "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.What the Doctors Wrote Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.Young Scientists The pistol of a flower is its own protection against insects. |