Accident ReportsAd Typos
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.The Bible According to Kids
King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.Church Bulletins
Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.Courtroom Bloopers
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: "What disco am I at?"English Misuse in Signs
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."Family Feud
Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo.
A: A dog.Foreign Brands
Pansy (men's underwear, China)Instruction Labels
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."Newspaper Headlines
War Dims Hope For PeaceOn the Beat
"Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."School Excuse Notes
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.Things Kids Say
(Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." - Will, age 7Welfare Requests
You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?What the Doctors Wrote
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.Young Scientists
A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.