that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.The Bible According to Kids Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Church Bulletins The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.Courtroom Bloopers Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present? A: It indicates intercourse. Q: Male sperm? A: That is the only kind I know.English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."Family Feud Q: Name a famous royal. A: Mail.Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan)Instruction Labels On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."Newspaper Headlines Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot DoctorsOn the Beat "God must love stupid people, 'cause he sure made a lot of them."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.Things Kids Say (Regarding what most people are thinking when they say, "i love you") "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat." You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?What the Doctors Wrote She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.Young Scientists As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians. |