that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.The Bible According to Kids In the first book of the Bible, Guinness, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.Church Bulletins Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet with the minister in the study.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis."Family Feud Q: Name a domestic animal. A: Leopard.Foreign Brands Polio (detergent, Czechoslovakia)Instruction Labels On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."Newspaper Headlines Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect HomicideOn the Beat "The more we sweat in training, the less we bleed on the streets."School Excuse Notes My daughter was absdent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.Things Kids Say (Regarding reflections on the nature of love) "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why?What the Doctors Wrote Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.Young Scientists Proteins are composed of a mean old acid. |