that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.The Bible According to Kids Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.Church Bulletins The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?English Misuse in Signs In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."Family Feud Q: Name a way of cooking fish. A: Cod.Foreign Brands Zit (lemon-lime soft drink, Greece)Instruction Labels On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."Newspaper Headlines Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?On the Beat "You can't outrun a radio."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.Things Kids Say (Regarding how does a person decide whom to marry?) "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?What the Doctors Wrote Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.Young Scientists The pistol of a flower is its own protection against insects. |