that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.The Bible According to Kids The epistles were the wives of the apostles.Church Bulletins The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.Courtroom Bloopers Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis."Family Feud Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch. A: A burglar.Foreign Brands Plopp (chocolate bar, Sweden)Instruction Labels On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"Newspaper Headlines Latin Course To Be Canceled—No Interest Among Students, Et Al.On the Beat "Some people are meant to be cops, and some people are meant to call the cops."School Excuse Notes Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.Things Kids Say (Regarding how would the world be different if people didn't get married?) "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.What the Doctors Wrote Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.Young Scientists Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones. |