Foreign Brand Names


Some brand names of foreign products that might not be successful in English-speaking countries.

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  • Ass Glue  blood tonic from donkey parts (China)
  • Blue Peter  canned fish (Norway)
  • Colon Plus  liquid detergent (Spain)
  • Fockink  liqueur (Netherlands)
  • Green Piles  lawn fertilizer (Japan)
  • Homo Sausage  beef jerky (Japan)
  • Hornyphon  video recorder (Austria)
  • Krapp  toilet paper (Sweden)
  • Last Climax  paper tissues (Japan)
  • Mucos  soft drink (Japan)
  • Pansy  men's underwear (China)
  • Pipi  orangeade (Yugoslovia)
  • Plopp  chocolate bar (Sweden)
  • Polio  detergent (Czechoslovakia)
  • Pshitt  soft drink (France)
  • Shitto  hot spiced pepper sauce (Ghana)
  • Skinababe  baby cleanser (Japan)
  • Superglans  car wax (Netherlands)
  • Trim Pecker  trousers (Japan)
  • Zit  lemon-lime soft drink (Greece)

Life's Bloopers was last updated on Monday, May 28, 2001.