Accident ReportsAd Typos
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.The Bible According to Kids
Samson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.Church Bulletins
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.Courtroom Bloopers
Q: What is your name?
A: Ernestine McDowell.
Q: And what is your marital status?
A: Fair.English Misuse in Signs
In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."Family Feud
Q: Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine.
A: A bicycle with wings.Foreign Brands
Hornyphon (video recorder, Austria)Instruction Labels
On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"Newspaper Headlines
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe ToldOn the Beat
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"School Excuse Notes
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.Things Kids Say
(Regarding how to make love endure)
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." - Dick, age 7Welfare Requests
Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do anything until he knows.What the Doctors Wrote
The skin was moist and dry.Young Scientists
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.