that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.The Bible According to Kids Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."Church Bulletins Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"Courtroom Bloopers Q: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A: Well, a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.English Misuse in Signs On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."Family Feud Q: Name a famous brother and sister. A: Bonnie & Clyde.Foreign Brands Hornyphon (video recorder, Austria)Instruction Labels On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."Newspaper Headlines Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At AuctionOn the Beat "Uh... yes Chief, it only appeared as if I wasn't paying attention to your speech. Actually, you inspired me to meditate on the mission statement and envision a new paradigm."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.Things Kids Say (Regarding what do you think your mom and dad have in common?) "Both don't want any more kids." I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.What the Doctors Wrote She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.Young Scientists Proteins are composed of a mean old acid. |