that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Stock up and save. Limit: one.The Bible According to Kids St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.Church Bulletins A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.Courtroom Bloopers Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?English Misuse in Signs In a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily."Family Feud Q: Name something a blind person might use. A: A sword.Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan)Instruction Labels On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."Newspaper Headlines 12 On Their Way to Cruise Among Dead in Plane CrashOn the Beat "Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."School Excuse Notes Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.Things Kids Say (Regarding how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?) "See if the man has lipstick on his face." I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists Men are mammals and women are femammals. |