Accident ReportsAd Typos
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.The Bible According to Kids
St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.Church Bulletins
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.Courtroom Bloopers
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
Q: Were there any girls?English Misuse in Signs
In a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily."Family Feud
Q: Name something a blind person might use.
A: A sword.Foreign Brands
Mucos (soft drink, Japan)Instruction Labels
On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."Newspaper Headlines
12 On Their Way to Cruise Among Dead in Plane CrashOn the Beat
"Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."School Excuse Notes
Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.Things Kids Say
(Regarding how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?)
"See if the man has lipstick on his face." - Sandra, age 7Welfare Requests
I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.What the Doctors Wrote
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists
Men are mammals and women are femammals.