Accident ReportsAd Typos
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.The Bible According to Kids
Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.Church Bulletins
Don't let worry kill you—let the church help.Courtroom Bloopers
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.English Misuse in Signs
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."Family Feud
Q: Name a number you have to memorize.
A: 7.Foreign Brands
Superglans (car wax, Netherlands)Instruction Labels
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."Newspaper Headlines
Chou Remains CrematedOn the Beat
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"School Excuse Notes
Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.Things Kids Say
(Regarding how do people in love typically behave?)
"Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." - Arnold, age 10Welfare Requests
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper.What the Doctors Wrote
The patient has no past history of suicides.Young Scientists
As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.