that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.The Bible According to Kids In the first book of the Bible, Guinness, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.Church Bulletins On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.Courtroom Bloopers Q: This myasthenia gravis—does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?English Misuse in Signs Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."Family Feud Q: Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'. A: Knee.Foreign Brands Polio (detergent, Czechoslovakia)Instruction Labels On packaging for a Rowento iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."Newspaper Headlines County Officials to Talk RubbishOn the Beat "In God we trust, all others are suspect."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.Things Kids Say (Regarding how does a person decide whom to marry?) "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.What the Doctors Wrote Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.Young Scientists Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. |