that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.The Bible According to Kids Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.Church Bulletins Today—Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course, 1 p.m.-8 p.m. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.Courtroom Bloopers Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?English Misuse in Signs In a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."Family Feud Q: Name something with a hole in it. A: Window.Foreign Brands Superglans (car wax, Netherlands)Instruction Labels On packaging for a Rowento iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."Newspaper Headlines Blind Bishop Appointed To SeeOn the Beat "Your life is not my fault."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.Things Kids Say (Regarding the personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover) "Sensitivity don't hurt." In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.What the Doctors Wrote The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.Young Scientists Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. |