This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

9389 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. Ad Typos For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex. The Bible According to Kids Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. Church Bulletins Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. Courtroom Bloopers Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? English Misuse in Signs In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." Family Feud Q: Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'. A: Knee. Foreign Brands Colon Plus (liquid detergent, Spain) Instruction Labels On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." Newspaper Headlines Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge On the Beat "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" School Excuse Notes Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. Things Kids Say (Regarding how a person learns to kiss) "It might help to watch soap operas all day."  - Carin, age 9 Welfare Requests Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy. What the Doctors Wrote The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him. Young Scientists The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get leprosy.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12