This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

12402 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent. Ad Typos 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. The Bible According to Kids The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. Church Bulletins Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Courtroom Bloopers Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. English Misuse in Signs In a Bangkok dry cleaners: "Drop your trousers here for best results." Family Feud Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers. A: A horse. Foreign Brands Pipi (orangeade, Yugoslovia) Instruction Labels On packaging for a Rowento iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Newspaper Headlines Tonight's program discusses stress exercise, nutrition, and sex with Celtic forward Scott Wedman, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, and Dick Cavett On the Beat "Uh... yes Chief, it only appeared as if I wasn't paying attention to your speech. Actually, you inspired me to meditate on the mission statement and envision a new paradigm." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday. Things Kids Say (Regarding how did your mom and dad meet?) "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down. It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."  - Lottie, age 9 Welfare Requests This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it. What the Doctors Wrote Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency. Young Scientists A liter is a nest of young baby animals.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12