that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.The Bible According to Kids The epistles were the wives of the apostles.Church Bulletins Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people? A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.English Misuse in Signs In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."Family Feud Q: Name something a cat does. A: Goes to the toilet.Foreign Brands Mucos (soft drink, Japan)Instruction Labels On packaging for a Rowento iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."Newspaper Headlines Latin Course To Be Canceled—No Interest Among Students, Et Al.On the Beat "The more we sweat in training, the less we bleed on the streets."School Excuse Notes My daughter was absdent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.What the Doctors Wrote The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.Young Scientists A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side. |