that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Three-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.The Bible According to Kids One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.Church Bulletins The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."Courtroom Bloopers Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?English Misuse in Signs In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."Family Feud Q: Name a famous royal. A: Mail.Foreign Brands Trim Pecker (trousers, Japan)Instruction Labels On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."Newspaper Headlines Complaints About NBA Referees Growing UglyOn the Beat "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?What the Doctors Wrote By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.Young Scientists Proteins are composed of a mean old acid. |