This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

5717 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. Ad Typos We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. The Bible According to Kids Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. Church Bulletins Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Courtroom Bloopers Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial? A: The victim lived. English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." Family Feud Q: Name a bird with a long neck. A: Naomi Campbell. Foreign Brands Last Climax (paper tissues, Japan) Instruction Labels On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." Newspaper Headlines Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing On the Beat "God made tomorrow for the crooks we don't catch today." School Excuse Notes Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. Things Kids Say (Regarding how does a person decide whom to marry?) "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."  - Kally, age 9 Welfare Requests I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor. What the Doctors Wrote The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. Young Scientists Algebra was the wife of Euclid.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12