This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

8796 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. Ad Typos Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. The Bible According to Kids One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan. Church Bulletins Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Courtroom Bloopers Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? English Misuse in Signs In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." Family Feud Q: Name a sign of the zodiac. A: April. Foreign Brands Fockink (liqueur, Netherlands) Instruction Labels On Tesco's Tramisu Dessert: "Do not turn upside down." (printed on the bottom of the box.) Newspaper Headlines Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again On the Beat "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" School Excuse Notes Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins. Things Kids Say (Regarding concerning why love happens between two particular people) "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."  - Mae, age 9 Welfare Requests I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? What the Doctors Wrote Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. Young Scientists Men are mammals and women are femammals.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12