that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports And now, the Superstore—unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.The Bible According to Kids King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.Church Bulletins For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.Courtroom Bloopers Q: This myasthenia gravis—does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?English Misuse in Signs Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"Family Feud Q: Name something a blind person might use. A: A sword.Foreign Brands Skinababe (baby cleanser, Japan)Instruction Labels On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."Newspaper Headlines Never Withhold Herpes From Loved OneOn the Beat "That says POLICE, not taxi!"School Excuse Notes Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.Things Kids Say (Regarding how a person learns to kiss) "You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.What the Doctors Wrote She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.Young Scientists Some people say we condescended from the apes. |