that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!The Bible According to Kids Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.Church Bulletins The Associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours."Courtroom Bloopers Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?English Misuse in Signs On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."Family Feud Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch. A: A burglar.Foreign Brands Skinababe (baby cleanser, Japan)Instruction Labels On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."Newspaper Headlines Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High SchoolOn the Beat "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."School Excuse Notes Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.Things Kids Say (Regarding concerning why love happens between two particular people) "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?What the Doctors Wrote I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.Young Scientists Proteins are composed of a mean old acid. |