Zadonna| Donated by a friend of the page. |
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| Intro: |
| C6E7Am |
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| She Amthinks she is slim like a willow, |
| She's just skinny and bony and Etall. |
| If she E7hadn't been blessed with two E7b9warts on her chest, |
| E7She'd have no figure at Amall. |
| She'd like to please all the men, but she's so terribly thin, |
| There is hardly enough to go E'round. |
| Once she E7swallowed a whole pickled E7b9onion, |
| And E724 fellas left Amtown. |
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| Chorus: |
| But Amoh, Zandoona, |
| I'm longing to make you my Eown, |
| And E7then I'll know ZanE7b9doona |
| A E7happiness I've never Amknown. |
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| Her Amflashing dark eyes are so jealous, |
| The left one keeps watching the Eright, |
| And those E7teeth that I love are like the E7b9stars up above |
| BeE7cause they come out every Amnight. |
| Oh, my girl is one in a million, |
| Often have you heard that Esaid, |
| But E7she is not one in a E7b9million, |
| She looks like she's E7won in a raffle inAmstead. |
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| Chorus |
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| An Amoilman from Texas once tried to impress |
| This shy and this sensitive Ewaif, |
| He E7said, "I've so many gold E7b9teeth |
| That I sleep every E7night with my head in a Amsafe." |
| He said, "There's 400 quid if you'll come with me, kid, to my flat." |
| It was most unexEpected, |
| But E7she didn't fret, and she E7b9wasn't upset, |
| She just E7kept cool and calm and colAmlected. |
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| Chorus |
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| AmTongue-tied, I sat with Zandoona |
| While licking its paws was the Ecat, |
| I E7nervously stammered, "ZanE7b9doona, |
| I'd like to see you do Amthat." |
| And suddenly, my Zandoona |
| Slapped my face, and she left me beEcause |
| By the E7time I had said what I E7b9wanted to say, |
| The E7cat wasn't licking its Ampaws. |
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| Oh, Ammarry me, Zandoona |
| And we'll live in old MonteErey, |
| But don't E7make it too late, 'cause toE7b9morrow at 8, |
| They're E7going to take me aAmway. |
| E7OAmlé! |
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