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Wild Women
Now I ^Cdon't want you folks to misconstrue
What ^FI'm about to say to you,
But I'm ^Cgonna tell you about the ^G7women in my ^Clife.
Now I ^Cknow some gals who are real refined,
But I ^Falways seem to get the other kind,
And ^Cmaybe that's why I've ^G7never found a ^Cwife.
Now I ^Cused to know a gal in Crew,
She was ^Ffive foot two and eyes of blue,
And, well ^Cshe told me ^G7that her name was ^CLotty,
But I ^Cthink she was funny in the head
'Cause she ^Fused to sleep underneath the bed,
Her ^Cparents thought she ^G7was a little ^Cpotty.
But I ^Ckind of liked the way she'd smile
So I ^Fwent around with her for a while,
And I ^Ckind of thought of ^G7her as my bride to ^Cbe,
I ^Csaid, "You're the one girl in my life
And I'd ^Flike to have you for my wife,"
She ^Csaid, "Now what would ^G7your wife do with ^Cme?"
Chorus:
Beware of ^Cwild women, those ^Fwild, wild women,
Those ^Cwild, wild women a^G7round.
Beware of ^Cwild women, those ^Fwild, wild women,
And ^Cnever ever ^G7let 'em get you ^Cdown.
One ^Cday I met a movie star,
She was ^Fjust getting out of her Rolls Royce car,
And ^Cshe was all covered in ^G7diamonds and ^Cmink.
Now I ^Ckind of liked a gal with money,
And ^Fthis one, well, she was a real honey,
So I said, "^CMaybe one day you and ^G7I could have a little ^Cdrink."
She ^Csaid, "You're just my kind of man."
She ^Fstuck a phone number in my hand,
She said, "Now ^Cphone me up next ^G7time that you're in ^Ctown."
I said, "Is ^Cthis your penthouse," she said, "No,
It's the ^Ffish and chip shop down below,
But ^Cyou just phone me ^G7up and they'll call me ^Cdown."
Chorus
Now I was ^Cin a Chelsea bar one day,
And there was a ^Fchap stood about five feet away,
And we was ^Cboth admiring a ^G7girl about twenty-^Cone,
I ^Csaid, "You just can't help but stare
At that ^Fcute little chick with the long blonde hair,"
He ^Csaid, "That chick just ^G7happens to be my ^Cson."
I ^Csaid, "I didn't mean to offend,
You ^Fmust let me make a mend,
I mean at ^Cleast let me ^G7buy you another ^Crum.
I said, "You ^Cmust think me an awful cad,
I ^Fdidn't know you was his dad."
He ^Csaid, "I'm not, you ^G7twit, I'm his ^Cmum."
Chorus
And ^Cnever ever ^G7let 'em get you ^Cdow-^Fow-^Cow-^G7ow-^Cown.
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