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Those Days
Introduction:
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Man Now Cdown on the farm, everything that you did, it Fseemed so right somehow,
Like the G7way you always warmed your hands beCfore you milked the cow.
Woman And that old mule, he upped and kicked me Fin the head one day,
Man The G7tears rolled down my cheeks as I saw the Cpoor mule limp away.
Woman That Fday you helped the poor old lady aCcross the street in the snow,
Man BeG7lieve me it wasn't easy, she Cdidn't wanna go.
Woman I Fsaid I didn't smoke or drink, and that Cnecking was unwise,
Man I G7said, "What do you do then?" and you Canswered, "I tell lies."
Chorus:
Both Ah, but those Fdays are far behind me,
They're Cin the long ago,
They G7only serve to remind me,
Just Chow I G7love you Cso.
repeat introduction
Man I Ccame 'round your house a-courtin', Flate on a Saturday night,
Woman I G7said, "I don't wanna see you," Man So CI switched out the light.
Woman Later that night you banged on my door and Fstarted to holler and shout,
You G7kicked up such a rumpus that I Chad to let you out.
FInto that faithful wedding by my Cfather you were goaded,
Man That G7marriage was illegal, the Cshotgun wasn't loaded.
Last Fweek I caught you with the butcher, you were Ckissin' and cuddlin' and such,
Oh G7how could you kiss the butcher when we Cowe the milkman so much.
repeat chorus to fade
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