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Sunbright Lemon Liquid
A closeup of a sink where a housewife is washing dishes. The camera pulls away to reveal her.
Voiceover (Henry McGee) Been having late night snacks again? That's a washing up job.
Housewife (Benny Hill) (laughs) Not really. You see, I use Sunbright Lemon Liquid.
Voiceover Sunbright?
Housewife Yes, Sunbright. Makes everything so lovely and clean.
Voiceover Clean?
Housewife Yes. It contains lemon juice.
A brief shot of a bottle of Sunbright on the table.
Voiceover Lemon juice?
Housewife Yes, lemon juice. That's what gives it its nice sparkle.
Voiceover Sparkle?
Housewife Yes, sparkle. Makes everything come up lovely and fresh.
Voiceover Fresh?
Housewife (becoming annoyed at this point) Yes, fresh! Are you bloody stupid or something? (then speaking in a very deep voice) For God's sake, it's like talking to a bloody parrot in here, I dunno...
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