HomeAlbumsThe Benny Hill Show SongsSkitsPoemsBloopers Spuddo Hostess stand beside woman (Eira Heath) behind a table with two pots of mashed potatoes. Hostess (Benny Hill as a woman) Uh, we're having a taste test. And, one of these contains Spuddo instant mashed potato, and the other one just like, contains ordinary potato. And we want to know which one you like the best. Woman takes a small taste from each pot. Woman (pointing to the pot on the right) This one. Hostess (reaching for the pot on the left, annoyed that she chose the wrong pot) You bleedin' well would, wouldn't you? The Benny Hill Songbook is hosted by True North, Strong and Free Website last updated 2020 April 6th