So Many Girls| Donated by a friend of the page. |
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| Now with lovely Ann Marie I would fight incessantly, |
| So I said to Ann Marie one night, |
| "Next time your angry, Ann Marie, just count to twenty and you'll see, |
| You'll feel better and you won't feel like a fight." |
| Now to count to ten she has to take her gloves off, |
| To count to twenty she needs her toes as well and that why, |
| By the time she'd taken off her gloves and tights she doesn't feel like a fight, |
| And if she does it in front of me then nor do I. |
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| I went in to Sydney Star, nipped up to Sue behind the bar, |
| Said, "The drinks are on me I'll have twelve pints of the best." |
| I said, "Would you care to join me, Sue," she said, "I'll have a mouthful too," |
| I said, "Don't be greedy, you'll get a pint same as the rest." |
| She said, "You're so drunk you can't see straight," I said, "I'll tell you something mate, |
| I can see the cat coming in the door's had a nasty clought, |
| 'Cause he's only got one eye and in that he's got a sty," |
| She said, "The cat ain't comin' in, it's goin' out." |
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| On came the cabaret and I swear that to this day, |
| I've never seen an act that was quiet so rude, |
| On came a girl quiet bare and she had lovely curly hair, |
| And apart from a few wild birds she was in the nude. |
| She had pigeons on her toes, a bird of paradise up her nose, |
| She had a cock-a-too it was bright green, |
| On her naval perched a dove and a few inches above, |
| Were the biggest parakeets I ever seen. |
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| Chorus: |
| Oh there's so many girls in the great big world and oh so little time, |
| If I was free and twenty-three oh I would like it fine, |
| But im married to a bag with a face like a hag, and oh it's purgatory, |
| Time's runnin' out for me. |
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