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Prunella
Sounds like Anthony Newley.
CPoor old Prunella was G7built like a fella,
She Fwent 'round to see Dr. G7Kerr,
He said, "CNow then, make haste," but when she G7stripped to the waist,
He could Fhardly stop G7calling her C'sir.'
"Don't Cworry your head, I'm a G7surgeon," he said,
"I'll Fgraft you two on just like G7that."
But he Cwent and got plastered, the G7silly old fool,
And he Fgrafted them G7onto her Cback.
Now Cpoor old Prunella, she G7can't get a fella,
To Fwalk or to talk or roG7mance with.
'Cause Cno one wants to chat with a G7girl who looks like that,
But by Fgolly, she's G7great fun to Cdance with.
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