I'll Never Know |
| I'll never know why a horse grazing in the field all day, |
| Should be hard to sit upon when he's so full of hay, |
| I'll never know how a rose can look so sweet and pure, |
| And hold its head up high when it's standing in manure. |
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| Chorus: |
| I'll never know, (never know, I'll never know, never know) |
| (I'll never know) |
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| I'll never know if it's true that you reap just what you sow, |
| Or if it's true that great aches from little toe corns grow, |
| I'll never know if it's true when they say that fish can fly, |
| Though the one I had for tea today was really rather high. |
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| Chorus |
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| The night nurse came to my room and knocked upon the door, |
| Then she came in and threw my bed clothes straight upon the floor. |
| And then she bathed me and she scrubbed me from my toes up to my chin, |
| I said, "Oh tell me, nurse, why did you knock when you came in?" 'Cause... |
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| Chorus |
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| I'll never know why Mother Nature gave my wife such a beautiful face, |
| With skin as smooth as satin and hair as soft as lace. |
| Yes Mother Nature gave my wife that beautiful mouth that she's got, |
| And then she stuck a tongue in it and spoiled the bloomin' lot. Why... |
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| chorus to fade |
| I'll never, never, never know... |