Graffiti |
| Now Dback in the days of the caveman, |
| History reA7calls, |
| Man had his burning desire to scratch his |
| Messages on Dwalls. |
| And even today you'll find "Joe Loves May" |
| Or "D7Mavis Loves Little GJim," |
| Or "Little Jim Loves DCharlie", |
| We're A7gonna keep our eye on Dhim. |
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| This is known as Dgraffiti, Ggraffiti, |
| They even A7do it on the tombstones in the Dcemetery. |
| "Beneath here lies dentist GRafferty," |
| Someone's A7written, "He is filling his last Dcavity." |
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| And lower down these Gwords you may discover, |
| BeA7neath this sod, n/cthere lies aDnother. |
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| Now Dsometimes there's advice and it's very, very nice, |
| Sometimes it is superfluA7ous, |
| Like "Don't put your cat in the washing machine |
| Or you might get a sock in the Dpuss." |
| Carrots will make kissing sexy, |
| You've D7only got to look at the Grabbit, |
| You can kiss a lady, sure jump her Donce or twice, |
| But A7don't get into the Dhabit. |
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| Oh this is Dgraffiti, Ggraffiti, |
| It needn't A7lead to a sense of deDpravity, |
| Why each can be Gquite witty, |
| Because there A7is no law of Dgraffiti, |
| There A7is no law of Dgraffiti, |
| There A7is no law of Ggraf-A7fi-Dti. |
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