HomeAlbumsThe Benny Hill Show
Benny Hill Sings?Benny Hill... The Best Of
Go Round Again
Sounds like Bob Dylan. Chords donated by a friend of the page.
The Ccouple looked down at their Emnewborn child
In their Amshack that was falling to Embits,
The Fmother said, "Let's call it GJohnny,"
The G7father said, "Let's call it Cquits."
And when Johnny was four, his Empa was too poor
To buy Amtoys from the Christmas shop Emshelves,
So he Fjust fired his gun and he Gtold his young son
Father G7Christmas had shot himCself.
Now Cone day his ma took Emhim to a fair
And he Amwent on a round-aEmbout,
He Fgiggled with glee, "I Gwanna go wee!"
G7Everyone heard the boy Cshout.
She took him by the hand, from the Emfairground they ran,
She Amtook him behind a big Emtree,
She said, "FThere, shut your row, you can Ggo wee now,"
He took a G7deep breath and went, "CWeeee!"
Then he said, "CPlease can I go 'round again, ma?
Please can I go 'round aG7gain?
Oh, I love the sound of the merry-go-round,
Please let me go 'round aCgain?
I'll do all of my homework,
I'll even kiss C7old Auntie FGwen,
And I won't shout out loud, ma, CI'll make you proud,
G7Please let me go 'round aCgain."
At Ctwelve he danced with his gym Emmistress,
She said, "AmJohnny, you're wicked and you're Embad,
I wish FI was your ma for Gjust half an hour,"
John said, "G7I'll have a word with my Cdad."
Then someone dropped a lit cigaEmrette down the back
Of her Amdress but she didn't Emshout,
She just Fwalked off the floor and she Gsaid, "What a bore,
I shall G7just have to sit this one Cout."
And Johnny said, "CPlease can we go 'round again, Miss Rhodes,
Please can we go 'round aG7gain?
I've not been this close to a woman before
And heck knows when I will aCgain.
Oh, I tell you true, I could dance with you
'Til the cows come C7home and Fthen,
I could dance with the cows, so Cplease, Miss Rhodes,
G7Please let me go 'round aCgain."
At Ceighteen, Irene with the Emhourglass figure
Got Amhim in a heck of a Emfix,
Her Fpa came 'round and GJohnny was found
With his G7hands on a quarter to Csix.
They were married the next day in the Emchurch by the bay,
10 Ama.m., the 15th of EmJune,
She looked Flovely in white as she said, "GJohnny, tonight..."
He said, "To G7heck with tonight, this afterCnoon!"
"CThen can we go 'round again?
In the meantime can we go 'round aG7gain?
I tell ya I haven't felt like this
Since I can't remember Cwhen.
And seein' you lay there beside me,
Oh it damn near C7blows my Fmind,
Oh please can we go 'round aCgain and again,
And then G7'round again one more Ctime?"
Johnny's Dbmother-in-law came to Fmlive next door,
She had a Bbmtongue that stung like a Fmbee,
She said, "I'll Gbdance on your grave," Johnny Absaid, "That's brave,
'Cause I'm Ab7gonna be buried at Dbsea."
At 50 he took to Fmcoming home late,
He Bbmwasn't a creature of Fmhabit.
If he came home Gbearly his wife thought he was Abup to something,
If he came home Ab7late she thought that he'd Dbhad it.
He was Dbjust 91 on the Fmday he passed on,
It was the Bbmway that he hoped it would Fmbe,
He was Gbshot by a beauty queen's Abhusband
In a Abmfit of jealousDby.
As he lay on the floor a Fmpriest was sent forward,
And with his Bbmlast breath Johnny conFmfessed,
"I Gbspent all of my money on Abmwoman and drink
And like a Ab7fool I squandered the Dbrest."
"DbLord, can I go 'round again?
Please can I go 'round aAb7gain?
Oh, I can't believe that I'll never see
Your sky or your trees aDbgain.
Oh, the girls and the wine and the living were fine,
I shouldn't comDb7plain but Gbthen,
You give damned short rides on this Dbfairground of yours, Lord,
Oh Ab7please let me go 'round aDbgain." Gb DbGb DbGb Db
The Benny Hill Songbook is hosted by True North, Strong and Free
Website last updated 2020 April 6th