Gather in the Mushrooms |
| Now CLucy came from London to work for Farmer Pew, |
| She said, "I'm very willing, what would G7you like me to Cdo?" |
| He said, "Fetch some potatoes, I'll need a bit of stone, |
| And C-tacetwill you get King Edward?" She said, "Let him get his own." |
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| Oh, Cgather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot, |
| Pop 'em in the oven an G7serve 'em piping Cho-Dot. |
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| She Dclimbed right up his pear tree in her miniskirt, |
| And farmer bolstered underneath in A7case she should get Dhurt. |
| She said, "Up here it's gorgeous, there's a lovely view, my dear," |
| He D-tacetsaid, "It ain't as lovely as the view I got down here." |
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| She Epicked a nice Sweet William to nibble with her lunch, |
| And then her blouse got caught up on the B7overhanging Ebranch. |
| Suddenly it tore off as she slithered down the tree, |
| She E-tacetsaid, "I've got a lovely pear," and he said, "You're telling me." |
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| She Ffell and knocked the farmer down, sat there on his face, |
| She shouted out, "Where are you?" as she C7looked around the Fplace. |
| She looked down and said, "Why didn't you say something, Farmer Bull?" |
| He Fsaid, "Because it's rude to speak when your mouth is full." |
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