Dustbins of Your Mind| Donated by a friend of the page. |
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| Well, my Ddaddy lived to 98 and never had a fever or a cold, |
| 'Cause he didn't drink or smoke or go with girls 'til he was ten years Aold. |
| But Dcoming from the liquor store one night, he went and got a terrible Gcough, |
| And we Drubbed his back with whiskey and he Abroke his neck just trying to lick it Doff. |
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| Now, my Dpa sold me in marriage to Farmer Dagwood Forrest's potted sow, |
| He said, "He'll make a thoughtful husband 'cause he warms his hands before he milks the Acow." |
| I said, D"I don't wanna waste my youth and beauty on that old white-haired Gfella," |
| He said, "Just D'cause there's snow up on the roof don't Amean there ain't a fire in the Dcellar." |
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