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Dummkopfen
Written by Benny Hill, but he didn't sing it. It was performed on
January 16, 1984 in the "Club Bizarre" routine by Louise English
and Erica Lynley. Donated by a friend of the page.
Intro: G G7
Chorus:
Both CDummkopfen, Dummkopfen,
Menschen Cadd9alles CDummkopfen.
(repeat)
Both A Cpolitician said he'd take us to the Alster GLake,
The dummkopf took us to the River G7Elbe by misCtake.
Of course a girl should never let a C7politician Fhelp her,
'Cause politicians Cdo not know their G7Asse from their n/cElbe. G7
Chorus
Both A Cbrewery told a football team when they played Kiel last Gyear,
Erica Lynley "For every goal they score, each man would G7get a pint of Cbeer."
Louise English They told the other team the same, we C7hear the match was Fgreat,
Kiel got eighty-Cseven goals, Erica Lynley And G7we got ninety-n/ceight. G7
Chorus
Both CLola took this high school teacher back home to her Gplace,
When he left next morning, he'd a G7grin upon his Cface.
Erica Lynley She said, "Hey, don't forget my marks," her C7smile was full of Fsweetness,
Louise English He said, "My dear, I'll Cgive you seven G7out of ten for n/cneatness." G7
Chorus
Both GMenschen DmalG7les CDummkopfen! G7 C
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