Costa Coco| Donated by a friend of the page. |
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| Now the town of Costa Coco is not as prosperous as it might look, |
| Last week they closed our library because somebody stole the book. |
| They say our socialist government is like a beacon and it's shining bright, |
| I say it's more like a fiddle it's held by the left, but it's played by the right. |
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| Now our new president, he loves poor people that's why he has created so many, |
| You could spend all day in a bar with him you wouldn't know that he had a penny. |
| But he has married a beautiful wife with a figure too lovely to hide, |
| And now he's put her on our postage stamp, we all lick the wrong side. |
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| Now the leader of the opposition escaped from prison by digging a tunnel, |
| He tried to blow up the president's luxury liner but he burnt his mouth on the funnel. |
| So to keep him quiet the president gave him the best apartment in town, |
| It's above the bank and now his ass-et's over ten million pounds. |
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| If mosquitoes bite you in the night don't worry your pretty little head, |
| Just drink a bottle of tequila before you go to bed. |
| You'll be too drunk to notice them for the first half of the night, |
| And for the second half those mosquitos will be too drunk to bite. |
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| So come to Costa Coco where girls buy Tupperware bras with their cash, |
| They say they don't elevate and they don't separate but they keep what you've got nice and fresh. |
| And for those who say that where there's a storm you will go to any old port, |
| Why don't you come to Costa Coco, 'cause it's the last resort. |
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