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Colleen (album)
From the "Benny Hill: Words & Music" album. Donated by friends
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Chorus:
Col^Gleen, Col^Dleen, ^Gb7 oh I'm achin' ^Bmfor ya,
Col^G6leen, Col^Bmleen, ^Gb7my heart's breakin' ^Bmfor ya.
The ^Dclothes that she wears they leave no doubt, of the ^A6loverly figure she's ^Gbmgot,
And ^Bmwhen she's wearing slacks you can see that ^Gon her they are ^A7not.
And ^Dwhen she goes walkin' down the street, the ^A6view that you get from the ^Gbmback,
Re^Bmminds you of a couple of ferrets a-^Gtryin' to get ^A7out of a ^Dsack. ^D7
Chorus
I ^Dused to part me hair down the centre, she ^A6said that was too se^Gbmvere,
So ^Bmjust to please her I parted it a^Gcross from ear to ^A7ear.
"Now ^Dhow d'you like me new hairstyle?" I ^A6asked me Irish ^GbmRose,
"Oh, ^Bmdarlin' you look marvellous!" she ^Gwhispered up me ^Dnose. ^D7
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We ^Dtook me bald-headed Uncle Bert, to the ^A6cinema for a ^Gbmtreat,
He ^Bmlost his teeth and he searched for them ^Gunderneath her ^A7seat.
Col^Dleen she looked down and she saw, the ^A6bald head of my Uncle ^GbmBert,
She ^Bmthought it was her kneecap, and she ^Gcovered it with her ^Dskirt. ^D7
Chorus
Now we've ^Dmarried and we've settled in a ^A6cottage in Ra^Gbmvout,
The ^Bmbed it is all broken and the ^Gsprings are sticking ^A7out.
But when ^DI recall our nights together me ^A6heart it wants to ^Gbmsing,
We ^Bmkissed all through the winter, and made ^Glove right though the ^Dspring. ^D7
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^Gb7 ^Bm
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