Colleen| Donated by a friend of the page. |
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| Now DJock sat in the emergency ward as A6nervous as could Gbmbe, |
| BmNurse Colleen said, "What's that there Gjust above your A7knee?" |
| He Dsaid, "Oh, that's me sporran, ma'am," she A6said, "Now there's a Gbmscream, |
| For Bmten whole minutes I've been trying to Ggive it a A7saucer o' Dcream." D7 |
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| ColGleen, ColDleen, Gb7 oh I'm achin' Bmfor ya, |
| ColG6leen, ColBmleen, Gb7my heart's breakin' Bmfor ya. |
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| She Drubbed me thumb with liniment and it A6turned me thumb all Gbmred, |
| I Bmsaid, "That made it smart," so she Grubbed some on me A7head. |
| And I Dcouldn't eat peas with me knife and fork, she A6said, "Now never you Gbmmind," |
| She Bmwent and she got a celery stalk and we Grolled 'em down A7one at a Dtime. D7 |
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| Now she's Dgot a touch of the fowl pest and she A6acts in a very odd Gbmway, |
| She Bmthinks that she's a chicken and she Gcackles all the A7day. |
| "Oh, Dsend for the psychiatrist," her A6poor old father Gbmbegs, |
| But BmMum says, "Let the girl alone, you Gknow we A7need the Deggs." D7 |
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| Now we've Dmarried and we've settled in a A6cottage near RaGbmvout, |
| The Bmbed it is all broken, and the Gsprings are sticking A7out. |
| But when DI recall our nights together, me A6heart it wants to Gbmsing, |
| We Bmkissed all through the winter, and made Glove right A7though the Dspring. D7 |
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