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Colleen
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Intro: D C A7sus4 A D
Now DJock sat in the emergency ward as A6nervous as could Gbmbe,
BmNurse Colleen said, "What's that there Gjust above your A7knee?"
He Dsaid, "Oh, that's me sporran, ma'am," she A6said, "Now there's a Gbmscream,
For Bmten whole minutes I've been trying to Ggive it a A7saucer o' Dcream." D7
Chorus:
ColGleen, ColDleen, Gb7 oh I'm achin' Bmfor ya,
ColG6leen, ColBmleen, Gb7my heart's breakin' Bmfor ya.
She Drubbed me thumb with liniment and it A6turned me thumb all Gbmred,
I Bmsaid, "That made it smart," so she Grubbed some on me A7head.
And I Dcouldn't eat peas with me knife and fork, she A6said, "Now never you Gbmmind,"
She Bmwent and she got a celery stalk and we Grolled 'em down A7one at a Dtime. D7
Chorus
Now she's Dgot a touch of the fowl pest and she A6acts in a very odd Gbmway,
She Bmthinks that she's a chicken and she Gcackles all the A7day.
"Oh, Dsend for the psychiatrist," her A6poor old father Gbmbegs,
But BmMum says, "Let the girl alone, you Gknow we A7need the Deggs." D7
Chorus
Now we've Dmarried and we've settled in a A6cottage near RaGbmvout,
The Bmbed it is all broken, and the Gsprings are sticking A7out.
But when DI recall our nights together, me A6heart it wants to Gbmsing,
We Bmkissed all through the winter, and made Glove right A7though the Dspring. D7
Chorus
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