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Bianca
(Oh Bianca, lovely Bianca)
Now Bi^Danca Malone weighs thirty-eight stone,
She's got eyes like rissoles in the ^A7snow,
She comes from St. Kitts, got a big pair of mits,
She could lay John Conti out with one ^Dblow.
When she lays in the sand, the tide goes out and
Re^D7fuses to come back until she's ^Ggone.
One day she bent down to pick ^Dup half a crown
And we ^A7had an eclipse of the ^Dsun.
(Oh Bianca, lovely Bianca)
We ^Dwent for a stroll, she said, "Look at, there's a bull,
And that's a cow and that's a sow and that's a ^A7boar.
And just look at that, Joe!" I said, "Bianca I know,"
She said, "Well what do you want to tread in it ^Dfor?"
But by the barn door we knelt down in the straw
And she ^D7said as she gave my hand a ^Gsqueeze,
"Would you like a roll in the hay?" and ^DI said, "Okay,"
She ^A7said, "Do you want fish paste or ^Dcheese?"
Oh, ^Glovely Bianca, ^D big fat Bianca,
Like a ^A7peach on an apricot ^Dtree,
I would ^Gcharter a tanker and ^Dsail to Sri Lanka,
To ^A7thank her for her compa^Dny.
Now ^Dthis big fat girl has got a map of the world
Tattooed all over her ^A7skin,
One day she showed me Japan, the Gulf of Siam,
I even had to peek at Pe^Dking.
On her left knee was West Germany,
Russia was on her right ^Gthigh,
But when I looked and saw my ^Dwife at the door
I let the ^A7rest of the world go ^Dby.
(Oh Bianca, lovely Bianca)
Oh I ^Ddivorced my wife and I began a new life,
With Bianca on the honeymoon ^A7cruise,
Our wedding night, it was great, I even let her stay up late
To listen to the six o'clock ^Dnews.
Now I am never blue with my queen of tattoo,
Because a happier man could not be ^Gfound,
I've got heat in the winter, I've got ^Dshade in the summer,
And ^A7moving pictures all the year ^Dround.
Oh, ^Glovely Bianca, ^Dbig fat Bianca,
Like a ^A7peach on an apricot ^Dtree,
I would ^Gcharter a tanker and ^Dsail to Sri Lanka,
(To ^A7thank her for marrying ^Dme)
(To ^A7thank her for marrying ^Dme)
To ^A7thank her for marrying ^Dme.
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