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Beach of Waikiki
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On the beach of Waikiki there lived a lovely maid,
Who cannot keep her body still when her favourite song is played.
If you sing the chorus in Hawaiian, they say she'll appear,
Not only will she dance but she'll give you her souvenir.
Chorus:
(Hawaiian words)
One day she bought a book so she could learn to waterski.
Then she spent a fortnight looking for a sloping sea.
But when she hulas in her long grass skirt the excitement never stops,
And all the farmers say they love the way that she rotates her crops.
Chorus
We lay upon the sand one day beneath a cloudless sky,
I bought her a crimson rose to match her bloodshot eyes.
"Oh let's get a little bolder, my shy young thing," I said.
She got a little boulder and dropped it on my head.
Chorus
She said, "You give me half a crown And I will read your palm."
Then she saw my love line went halfway up me arm.
So now she changed her prices, although she's just as willing
It's big fat men a two pound ten and little boys a shilling.
Chorus
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