Balmolive |
| Woman enters hairstyle salon and sits down beside Madge. |
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| Woman (Jenny Lee-Wright Hello Madge. I've had such a busy day honestly, I need two pairs of hands. |
| Madge (Benny Hill) Oh, two pairs of hands, dear. Not if they look like that. They are rough. |
| Woman Oh, it's all that washing up. |
| Madge (Puts woman's hand into glass filled with green liquid) Oh, you ought to try Balmolive, my dear. |
| Woman That's washing up with it quick. |
| Madge That's what your hands are in now. |
| Woman Oh... |
| Madge Oh, yes. (Picks up Balmolive bottle) Oh, Balmolive is especially mild, and there's none gentler. Oh, Balmolive will keep your hands lovely and soft. |
| Customer Oo! |
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| Worker enters as woman lifts her hand from the glass only to find the liquid has set. |
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| Worker (Bob Todd) Oi! Have you seen my glue? There. |
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| Worker grabs woman's hand and forcefully unsticks the glass from the woman's hand. |
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| Madge Oh for... |
| Woman Goodness! |
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| Worker walks out with glass. |
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| Woman Madge! |
| Madge (Now in a very deep voice) Honestly Johnny, so bloody rough. |
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