At the Streakers BallPerformed by Benny Hill and the Players and Choirs of the Milk
Marketing Board, Tipton Division. From March 23, 1977. Donated
by friends of the page. |
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| Now the Ebwhole darn town sure opened up its eyes |
| The night they held the Streakers BbBall, |
| There was every shape and every size |
| Bb7(At the Streakers EbBall). |
| As the first girl came running in a lovely bit of stuff, |
| Well, AbCharlie had a stroke, and so did Mr. Duff. |
| I Bbwanted one as well, but I wasn't quick enough, |
| Bb7At the Streakers EbBall. |
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| Oh, EbFancy Dress tonight, and it sure was fun |
| (At the Streakers BbBall), |
| Cousin Annie walked in backwards as a hot crossed bun |
| Bb7(At the Streakers EbBall). |
| Though he's got a wooden leg, my poor old Uncle Dick |
| Poured Abtreacle on his bald head, half an inch thick. |
| He Bbsaid, "I'm going as a toffee apple on a stick, |
| Bb7To the Streakers EbBall." |
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| Auntie EbJean went as Godiva, and the horse cost fifty quid |
| (At the Streakers BbBall), |
| But the horse got more dances than Auntie Jeannie did |
| Bb7(At the Streakers EbBall). |
| "Who's the man with the mask on?" the mayor asked Mrs. Gray, |
| She Absaid, "He's not my husband, I'm very sad to say." |
| And BbElsie said, "He doesn't come from this town anyway," |
| Bb7At the Streakers EbBall. |
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| They Ebhad a streakers wedding, at least that's what I'm told |
| (At the Streakers BbBall), |
| And the bridegroom couldn't find a place to put his button hole |
| Bb7(At the Streakers EbBall). |
| A bridesmaid was heard to mutter, "Oh, what utter bliss, |
| A Abslap-up streakers wedding is a thing I'd never miss. |
| And Bbyou can always tell who the best man is," |
| Bb7At the Streakers EbBall... |
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| Bb7At the Streakers EbBall. Ab Eb Bb7 Eb |
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