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A Head
Two women run up to a tree and stop to look.
Woman 1 (Carol Mills) What's that in the road? A head?
Director (Benny Hill) (from off camera) Hold it!
Director walks up to the woman and her friend (Geraldine Burnett).
Director I'm sorry. Hold it, hold it a second. (waving to the film crew)
Director No, dear, no. "What's that in the road ahead?"
The women realize their mistake.
Director Not, "What's that in the road? a head?"
The women go back.
Director (To the women) Listen, it's only a bicycle. (Quieter to himself, as he's walking off camera) Open the gates, she'll be up in a minute.
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